This week's contest: Write a jingle for a business (or its product), organization or government agency, set to a Beatles song.
Here are my two parodies:
I Saw Her MySpace Page
Well, she was just “seventeen”
(You know what I mean)
And the way she looked
Was way beyond compare
So how could I chat with another,
Oh, when I saw her MySpace page
Well, she IMed me
and I, I could see
That before too long
I'd fall in love with her
I wouldn't chat with another
Oh, when I saw her MySpace page
Well, I am blessed
I accepted her request
And she accepted mine
So, we chat through the night
And I held that mouse so tight
And before too long
I fell in love with her
Now I'll never chat with another
Oh, when I saw her MySpace page
Well, my heart went bam
When I clicked her ‘cam
And I saw her underwear
So, we chat through the night
And I held that mouse so tight
And before too long
I fell in love with her
Now I'll never chat with another
Oh, when I saw her MySpace page
Oh, since I saw her MySpace page
Yeah, well, since I saw her MySpace page
A Hard Day's Night
(brought to you by Viagra®)
It's been a hard day's night, we’re going at it like dogs
It's been a hard day's night, it’s still as stiff as a log
When I got home to you, I took that little blue pill
It made me feel alright
You know I work all day to get you money to buy you things
And it's worth it just to hear you say, let’s go have us a fling
So I will get you to moan, 'cause when I get you alone
You know it feels ok
When I'm home everything seems to be right
When I'm home feeling you holding it tight, tight
Owww!
So I will get you to moan, 'cause when I get you alone
You know it feels ok
When I'm home everything seems to be right
When I'm home feeling you holding it tight, tight, yeah
It's been a hard day's night, we’re still going on strong
It's been a hard day's night, I’ll keep it up all night long
When you want that old thrill, I take that little blue pill
It makes me feel alright
You know it feels alright
You know it feels alright...
