This week's contest was to come up with mottos for any country in the world. Here are my losing entries:
Brazil: True owner of the Amazon domain
Argentina: Here's the beef!
United Kingdom: Family run since 1707
England: Family run since 829
Panama: Come for the canal, stay for the hats!
Switzerland: Take money, not sides
France: Birthplace of the snotty waiter
China: Lead-free by 2050!
China: Execution capital of the world